One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four... sheeeep, ship, sheeeeep, why have the teens started using the word "ship" for "relationship"?... 'pyaar ki kashti mein'.... Hrithik does not look like Bradley Cooper... when will the next season of The Big Bang Theory start? I miss Sheldon Cooper, Bazingaaaaaa....What happened to that Priety Zinta case? *checks cellphone for updates*... are my pupils shrinking right now?.. I did this experiment in school.. I miss school... I wish I was in Monsters University... would they allow me to scare kids?.. kids are so cute, but puppies are cuter.. I want a German Sheperd.. no no.. a Labrador.. no a Northern Inuit, like Jon Snow's and the siblings'.. ewww The Mountain was so gross..Where was that ship going with The Imp in it?.. He is the most important character on the show. Is that why he is The Imp?.. tuition teacher use to write IMP on every page that was supposed to be read before the exam day.. tuitions are so overrated in India... I would have had 5000 hours of naps if there were no tuitions.. I love naps.. Why can't nights be about a lot of small naps.. They are, aren't they? why do they call it a nap.. is it because kids take more naps and kids were nappies, hence naps?.. can girls wear small nappies in their period when there is heavier flow?.. ewww we would look ridiculous.., but we can get a booty like JLo, Why did they allow her to make a FIFA World Cup song? That song is just noise.. Shakira, always go for Shakira.. OMG, we danced to "Whenever, Wherever" in school, in the staff-room, just for teachers! What the hell were we thinking... I like how an invisible bulb lights up on our head, when we get an idea.. I wish I had a real star for a bulb.. Universe is so huge, Solar system is so interesting.. Why did they kick Pluto out.. It was my favorite.. In the absence of Gravity, I would float and go meet people from all the countries...What if airplanes just wait in the sky and wait for the earth to move!.. Did I leave the microwave open? I see can see some light in the kitchen?, Are the windows of the living room closed?.. what is that noise? Is someone trying to break-in? I can hear whispering.. No one would try breaking-in.. This house is on the main street, the police would come faster than the bullet.. what if I was a police? How does it feel to catch a thief?.. Am I on the right track of life?.. Am I doing the right things with my life?.. What if I get very sick one day? What if my loved ones dies? life is so short.. I should starting going out more.. get more sun and fresh air..I should do a OITNB marathon tomorrow, in the couch whole day...What should I eat tomorrow? I want to eat Broccoli.. Does Broccoli know that it looks like Cauliflower?, What if they talk inside the fridge? Like bitching about how roughly I chopped some of them... so they hate me now.. What if everyone talks? What if Toy Story is real.. It should be.. I have a minion toy, if Toy Story is real, I can have a real talking minion.. Where can I learn Minion's language? I need to learn French.. I am so lazy... Merde... What if I start learning Spanish instead? Spanish is easy... 'Para Espanol, presione uno'.. Do I still have my Uno cards?.. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.. omg it's 4am.. One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep.......
hehehehe..seriously why did they kick little pluto out. and spanish is easy?
ReplyDeleteThis doesnt happen with me. I sleep the moment I see the bed.
Spanish is easy compared to French. French is very complicated. But if you look closer, I said "Spanish is easy" and uttered the most common Spanish phrase everyone in America knows. 'Para Espanol, presione uno' which means 'For Spanish, press one" (you hear it every time you call a helpline).
DeleteWhich means, I don't know any Spanish either. lol
I wish I could sleep every time I see a bed. I have never woken up and slept on the same day from a long long long time.
I too feel sleepless but Never had these many thoughts racing in my head
ReplyDeleteThis is written in such a cool way buddy !
reading ur blog after long..
get some slseep and keep writing :)
Hey Afshan.. seeing you after a long time.
DeleteThank you. I seriously think I have some problem now.
Does Broccoli know that it looks like Cauliflower?
ReplyDeletehahahaha I was in splits reading this :D Interesting thoughts you get. I think of all perfect situation that life could have been when I m unable to sleep and make myself miserable and then cry to sleep :P
Thank you so much Maithili. I do that too. I just didn't want to make this post more miserable. Haha..
DeleteTeens really call relationship - ship. Now I did not know that!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, for me, it usually is - One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four... sheeeep, ship, sheeeeep... Zzzzzz
Yeah.. the preteens and teens on Instagram. It is either annoying or we are getting old. lol
DeleteYou are lucky.
I pretty much think a lot too...but whilst counting sheep I can't make it past forty..
ReplyDeleteHeehehehe
Kudos for reaching up to forty and not getting distracted. Please give me "tuitions" for the same =D
DeleteCount real slow.. that's the trick :P
DeleteI might end up sounding crazier than what I have already portrayed myself by this article, but I'll still go ahead and say it. When I try counting sheep with more concentration, I end up imagining over the top things like I am in a jungle and the sheep are running and I have to count and stamp on them the numbers, while it's raining and the storm is coming etc..
DeletePlease don't unsubscribe me... :(
That was probably only the *.zip version. Also, have you censored out some stuff to earn a 'U' rating? :P
ReplyDeleteCheers
CRD
Sssshhhhh......
DeleteWow, I mean WOW!
ReplyDeleteThe last time I was being an insomniac ( erm, almost every night, but thats' not the point), I think about a lot of things, just like this. And want to pen all of them down, but then again I just look at the ceiling and keep looking. Then exactly this happens : omg it's 4am.. One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep.... (okay, not the exact words, but you get the point right? )
Ohh! Thank god. At last I meet my own species. I remember reading your one post about insomnia. Not sure, what is was about.
DeleteAnd yes, I got the gist. :)
Haha. Glad to belong to the same species. :D
DeleteExactly. And yeah, I too am not so sure what it was about. #InsomniaStories
Cool.
By the way, I was supposed to give a shout ( btw thanks for dropping by my blog). So here it is. (((((((Hai)))))))
And yes, I can hear you ( umm, I guess I am kind of replying for that comment here) . :D
Hahahaha.. Thank you :)
DeleteWe are so getting old! :( Never knew about the 'ship' thing.
ReplyDeleteYeah... when they see a couple (most of the times not romantically involved), they'll say "ship it!" (become a couple!)
Delete*me rolling eyes*
*rolling eyes till they pop*
Deletelol
Deletewoa woa.. so did you sleep or not :P that;s quite a train of thoughts :)
ReplyDeleteI sleep, but not at the time I really want to.
Deletehahhahahhaa.. what a hilarious trail of thoughts!!!
ReplyDeleteespecially.."What if airplanes just wait in the sky and wait for the earth to move!" xD
Teehee.. Thank you :)
DeleteOh hahaha! Which line should I point out? It was amazing reading this whole post! Quite similar to my thinking style. I mean I often start thinking about one topic and keep on skipping to several. :D
ReplyDelete"What if they talk inside the fridge...." n lot more...hahaha! :'D
Hahaha... our kind should get a medal. =D
DeleteHello there,
ReplyDeleteHope everything is fine on your end.
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Hey, Thank you : )
DeleteHonored.
Haha.. Flow chart of your thoughts.. :P
ReplyDeleteNow i see how you make your doodles :D
Hehe =D
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