If only, I could be..

1. A Guitarist

That's SLASH! 

2. A Dancer

Any form. 

Oh, what the hell! Every form.

3. Lead Vocalist in a rock band

She is one of my favorite vocalist, Amy Lee from Evanescence.

4. A Painter

I can bath in colors

5. A Pianist

Best.Sitting-job.Ever.

6. Chef Garde Manger

Chef Garde Manger is a chef who crafts cold dishes like salads, hors d'oeuvres, terrines etc artistically in a cold, ventilated area.
I also have a three month experience in this area. That counts, right?

7. An Author

Who doesn't want to be?

8. A Food & Wine Connoisseur

Someone who has a great deal of knowledge about cuisines and wine and an expert judge in matters of taste.

9. A Chef

Okay! I can make my peace with being a chef in any kitchen department. My personal favorite: Bakery and French Cuisine.

10. A Scientist

A vague term, but a scientist in any field is a dream come true. I just need a lab to stay in all the time!

11. An Archaeologist

 

This should actually be at the top of my list. I love history, I love wandering around to nowhere, I love knowing about the eras that existed thousands of years ago. My name itself means "Earth".

12. A Zoologist

For just one plain reason- I LOVE animals!

13. A Botanist

After animals, plants and trees are my best friend.

14. An Astronaut

Again, who doesn't want to be?

15. A Spy/an FBI agent

Maybe, I watch too much TV, but, yes, I so want to be someone who rushes to a crime scene on getting a call.

16. A Gymnast 

My mother wanted me to be one because she felt I had no bones!

17. A Scuba Diver

There is nothing as naturally colorful as the under water life.

18. A Skydiver

Because I want to fly.

19. A Wildlife Photographer

Animals and thrills and photography? An intense yes. Probably in the rain forest.

20. A Firefighter

To help and save people.

21. A Soldier

Again, to help and save people.

22. A Philanthropist

She is Anuradha Koirala from Nepal. My biggest inspiration. A social activist who saved more than 12,000 girls from sex trafficking. She restores my faith in humanity.
(please watch the video on YouTube, which I've linked under her name above)

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....all of them in one life!

The Math:
1-5 would act as a therapy and would satisfy the aspiring artist in me.
6-9 are professions I can really act upon and achieve them because of my relative educational and professional background. (except for 'Author')
10-14 will keep me close to science, as I always wanted to be.
15-19 are for the adventurer in me.
20, 21 and 22, for making this world a better place to live in.

2 of these options can get me killed by criminals.
3 other professions could break my bones.
and
2 of them can probably convert me into a dinner for animals.

So for now, lets just build castles in the air